Hi. My name is Beau Hooker, and I was born, on probation, on a hot summer night in November of 1958 in Roanoke, Virginia. It�s a little-known fact that I was the third or "missing" Piranha Brother (Doug and Dinsdale Piranha being my siblings) and managed to "skip town" before they were apprehended by a giant hedgehog in London. (Spiny Norman, I believe - I'll get him for that!) I contracted Hepatitis C by sharing my tooth brush with Reezer - who, by the taste of it, has been brushing something besides his teeth. I�m currently on 5 million units of Interferon three times a week (as opposed to Reezer�s "girlie dose" of 3 million) and am about to go on a protocol using Amantadine in conjunction with Interferon. When I�m not writhing about feeling like $#!% from either Hep C or Interferon, I work as a Senior Data Network Technician for a large insurance company for their Novell NetWare servers, and play drums for an R & B band called The Rhythm Doctors. I�ve been married for 16 years to the same lovely wife, and we have no children. (My wife would say that I�m the child) I�m wearing a tux �cause this was the only photo my wife would let Reezer have - I happened to be at a wedding for my nephew when it was taken. If you�re reading this, you probably don�t have enough to do - but I wish you well doing it. Bye for now!
