Bill Gates, Andy grove and Jerry Sanders of MicroSoft, Intel and AMD were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is standing. He says "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen excuse me, I really need to make this call." He lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After the call, Bill explains "Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into my tie." The others nod and the meeting continues.

Five minute later, Andy starts beeping. He states Oh, my emergency beeper. So he taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When completed, he said "My earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe and the mike is embedded in this fake tooth. Isn't that neat?" The others nod and the meeting continues.

Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says "Uhh, somebody get me a piece of paper.. I'm receiving a fax."